Well I walked out to the pasture just the other day
Saw old Bessie standin' there in her lazy kind of way
But somethin' caught my eye man I swear it ain't a lie
She had a can of cold Bud Light and a twinkle in her eye
Now my cow's sippin' on a cold one down by the barn
Kickin' back relaxin' ain't doin' no harm
She's chewin' on some grass while she's knockin' 'em back
That cow's got a beer belly and that's a fact!
Who knew a Holstein could party like this?
My cow's drinkin' beer and she ain't gonna miss!
She's out there by the tractor under the big oak tree
I said "Bessie what you doin'?" She just winked back at me
She's got that udder swagger with her hooves up in the air
She's two-steppin' to George Strait without a single care
Now my cow's sippin' on a cold one down by the barn
Kickin' back relaxin' ain't doin' no harm
She's chewin' on some grass while she's knockin' 'em back
That cow's got a beer belly and that's a fact!
Who knew a Holstein could party like this?
My cow's drinkin' beer and she ain't gonna miss!
Well the chickens are cluckin' the pigs all squeal
But Bessie's just chuggin' yeah she's keepin' it real
We thought cows made milk but man we're all wrong
'Cause this cow's drinkin' beer and she's singin' along!
Now my cow's sippin' on a cold one down by the barn
Kickin' back relaxin' ain't doin' no harm
She's chewin' on some grass while she's knockin' 'em back
That cow's got a beer belly and that's a fact!
Who knew a Holstein could party like this?
My cow's drinkin' beer and she ain't gonna miss!