Chas Dave - Bollocks Song Lyrics

1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
Now it's a comical word, not half!
I don't know why, but there's something about it, always makes me laugh!
Now you can call them testicles, or knackers or cobblers, nuts or balls but
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
It's a diddle...
Now its just as well for all concerned they dangle where they do
Oh, wouldn't it be embarrassing if they always was on view?
'Cos there's something quite undignified about a pair of nuts
But they conjure up a comical sight, there ain't no ifs or buts
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
Now it's a comical word, not half!
I don't know why, but there's something about it, always makes me laugh!
Now you can call them testicles, or knackers or cobblers nuts or balls but
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
It's a diddle...
Now, the word has many meanings listen here and you'll agree,
If you say you've ""dropped a bollock"" then you mucked it up you see
If you give someone ""a bollocking"" then you've really told them off,
And you know you've had a good giggle when you've ""laughed your bollocks off""!
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
Now it's a comical word, not half!
I don't know why, but there's something about it, always makes me laugh!
Now you can call them testicles, or knackers or cobblers nuts or balls but
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
It's a diddle...