Dangerous and loaded, lock me up and throw me out to sea
I'm a liar out for hire and a titan of the industry
I'm calling in cursed or insane
I'm spending the last of my days
Safely on the carpet, counting mem'ries that are coming loose
It's either raining or the weekend
Just a half day or it's freezing
Kinda hungry, kinda sleepy
Or another overused excuse
I'm calling in cursed or insane
I'm spending the last of my days
I'm calling in sick of the same
I'm calling super silver haze