Charlie Foxtrot - Plastic Lyrics

If you weren't my kind of man
You wouldn't be no man at all
You'd be the cold, grey styrofoam
That coats my nursing home
The paper flowers on the wall
No dollar signs dance in my eyes
I don't want what I can't keep
You're just another carnivore
A well-trained labrador
I hope your mom kept the receipt
You look fantastic
If I sound sarcastic
Don't do nothing drastic, it's a ruse
Is the world elastic
Is it just a casket
Tidied up in plastic just for you
What sort of fool would carry on?
Don't have to keep such company
When it splits and shatters
Proving nothing matters
That's when you'll finally be free
And all you ever wanted was it all
That's just another lie those f*ckers sell you
So you'll stay on your side of the wall
You look fantastic
If I sound sarcastic
Don't do nothing drastic, it's a ruse
Is the world elastic
Is it just a casket
Tidied up in plastic just for you