Chad - Brogrammer Lyrics

Young rich programmer
Lift weights brogrammer
Young rich programmer
Lift weights brogrammer
Pull up in a Tesla somehow I'm still using gas
Middle finger up as I pass
Mini-vans come up last
Wearing Google glass
Used to be the best in my class
Work don't need that
Vest and relax
Young, rich, tech bro
Live fast vest slow
Code bulletproof kevlar vest tho
You impressed though
Got money now
Call it pesos
I invest those
With your ex though
Swimming breaststroke
Got up next so
I can switch flows as easily as I undress hoes
Taking off clothes double ds pressing together siamese
Hands me a pen she like here sign these
Reminding me of term sheets I give it a firm squeeze
Sign that shit PM then I go hit the gym
Cause a skinny programmer naw I wouldn't wanna be him
Young rich programmer
Lift weights brogrammer
Young rich programmer
Lift weights brogrammer
Brogrammers got a different type of dance move
What's that the robot? Haha f*ck you
Nah just stand back let the girls come through
Since the IPO personality improved
Pulling girls at the club like a f*cking repo
Thinking back when I used to be wearing cheap clothes
Now I'm getting everything GTA cheat codes
Party like the rappers do but my shit no repo
Flexing on my exes, flexing on the codebase
Flexing in the gym flexing on the gram
Flexing on a whim flexing I'm the man
Understand smart as f*ck like I got more ram
Get with the program all I do is spit truth
Yeah I'm cold as f*ck when I spit in the booth
Like I'm in an igloo you could call me snowed in
Like I'm on the news you should call me Snowden
Young rich programmer
Lift weights brogrammer
Young rich programmer
Lift weights brogrammer