Caveman Country - Me Need Help Lyrics

Me shot one hundred deer last week
Including whole herd from me driver's seat
Me sit in circle, wooden chair
Other hunters sitting there

"Me name Kyle" "Hi Kyle"
"Me hunt deer for long long while"
Share stories 'bout big game chase
All have guilty look on face

Me need help, me admit
Can't stop hunt, not one bit
Start shake when me see new track
Me need just one more rack

Next hunter, Bob, take his turn
"Help, help, me need unlearn"
"Me hit rock bottom last fall
When me miss daughter's ball
'Cause big twelve-point walk by"
Whole group let out big sigh

Me need help, me admit
Can't stop hunt, not one bit
Start shake when me see new track
Me need just one more rack

Next up Tim with shaky voice
"Me feel bad but had no choice
Used vacation days all year
Just to scout for whitetail deer
Now sleep in blind each night"
Group grunt "Keep up good fight!"

One moon clean from hunting deer
Crowd all grunt, stomp, and cheer
Take it one day at time
Small steps up this big climb
Now me learn balance good
Between cave life and deep wood

Me need help, me admit
Can't stop hunt, not one bit
Start shake when me see new track
Me need just one more rack

Me need help, me admit
Can't stop hunt, not one bit
Start shake when me see new track
Me need just one more rack

Me stand tall at meeting here
Tell me story, shed me tear
Say me ready change me way
Still hunt deer, just not every day