Caveman Country - Hunt Long Time Lyrics

Sun come up, me grab spear and run
Tell cave wife, "Big hunt, be gone till sun done
But truth be told, me no hurry back
Whole day planned, me perfect life hack

Hunt long time, avoid cave wife
Bash head with rock, sharpen bone knife
Chase mammoth slow, nap in tree
Anything to be free, free, free

Find big boulder, practice "hunt
Stab at rock till spear go blunt
Scream "Take that!" at lifeless stone
New pet rock, name Dwayne, me no more alone

Hunt long time, avoid cave wife
Bash head with rock, sharpen bone knife
Chase mammoth slow, nap in tree
Anything to be free, free, free

Stack pebbles, make tiny mountain
Cave roof need fixed, water leak like fountain
Watch ant carry crumb for miles
Avoid cave baby, stinky piles

Practice spear throw at clouds all day
Stalk own shadow, dammit, it gets away
Dig holes, fill up, dig again
Arrange twigs by size, try count to ten

Hunt long time, avoid cave wife
Bash head with rock, sharpen bone knife
Chase mammoth slow, nap in tree
Anything to be free, free, free

Hunt long time, avoid cave wife
Bash head with rock, sharpen bone knife
Chase mammoth slow, nap in tree
Anything to be free, free, free

Night falls, so do excuses
Home to face music, wife accuses
Home late, wife mad, me say with sigh
"Hunted hard, but prey too sly"