FOMO Sapiens, last of his kind
Always a step and discovery behind
Missed invention of sex, still humps trees
Evolution's party, no R.S.V.P.
FOMO Sapiens, anxiety sky-high
Missed the memo on how to not die
While others invent, he's stuck in time
Paleolithic outcast, missing his prime
He hear whisper 'bout secret tool convention
Missed invite, no caveman did mention
They're crafting spears while he still throws poop
Sharpening rocks as he licks up his soup
FOMO Sapiens, anxiety sky-high
Missed the memo on how to not die
While others invent, he's stuck in time
Paleolithic outcast, missing his prime
Tribe discover fire, throw lit cave bash
He not invited, dreams turn to ash
They're cooking mammoth steaks medium-rare
He's gnawing on bark with a vacant stare
Neanderthals painting caves with style
His artwork? Stick figures, juvenile
Skipped the spear-throwing class, botches every hunt
Now he's starving, his growth's been stunt
FOMO Sapiens, anxiety sky-high
Missed the memo on how to not die
While others invent, he's stuck in time
Paleolithic outcast, missing his prime
Evolution's fast train left the station
FOMO Sapiens still figuring out salivation
While others advance, he regress
His life's a huge Paleolithic mess