Ug hear noise, ears hurt bad
Man in big hat, shirt of plaid
Truck break, dog die, wife leave, y'all
Cue another song 'bout alcohol
Dirt good, country bad
Ug rock smarter than Nashville grad
Dirt make no sound, just sit there
Better than twang-twang everywhere
Dirt have depth, country just fad
Country singer scratch surface, so so sad
Dirt teach life, death, and rebirth
Twang twang teach nothing of real worth
Dirt good, country bad
Ug rock smarter than Nashville grad
Dirt make no sound, just sit there
Better than twang-twang everywhere
Ug use dirt, make strong home
Country use dirt, just for poem
Real dirt under Ug nails, you see
Nashville dirt just on tight blue jeans
Dirt grow food, country grow mullet
Dirt support plants, country support bullets
Dirt make crop, country make crap
Same three chords, and that's a wrap
Dirt good, country bad
Ug rock smarter than Nashville grad
Dirt make no sound, just sit there
Better than twang-twang everywhere
Ug choose dirt over twang any day
At least dirt not try to be cliché
Ug choose dirt over twang any day
At least dirt not auto-tune decay
Dirt good, country bad
Ug rock smarter than Nashville grad
Dirt make no sound, just sit there
Better than twang-twang everywhere