Funny how we're friends
When you wanna touch my body
Funny how we're friends
When I went to kiss your neck
But hidden in plain sight there's three letters that go and change the meaning
There's a reason friend ends with end
It's funny how we're close
If it meant us closing distance
Funny how you chose
Someone else but did it matter
Cause our conversations they were good if lips got off each other
There's a reason friend ends with end
It's simple really
Go back to beginning
But what were you thinking
It never existed
If saying something made it true
Well the earth is flat and you're decent too
I have a million dollars and I'm loved by you
And you say we're friends so it must be true
Haven't seen you since we started seeing other people
I haven't heard you call when I know you have the time
And now you're rubbing shoulders and having fun with other naive strangers
And they'll learn why friend ends with end
It's simple really
Go back to beginning
Well that'll be easy
We go on existing
If saying something made it true
Well the earth is flat and you're decent too
I have a million dollars and I'm loved by you
And you say we're friends so it must be
It must be
That you're empathetic a self aware hostage
And we're copacetic, life long and comitted
You're so Goddamn caring
You give til you're nothing
And your word it's so sacred
You swear it's authentic
But if saying something made it true
Well, the earth is flat and my dad's here too
I have a million dollars and I'm loved by you
And you say we're friends so it must be
It must be
It must be true"