I fell asleep in the middle of a wank
Stockport syndrome
If I won a BAFTA I'd have nobody to thank
Stockport syndrome
What colour balaclava would you wear to rob a bank?
Stockport syndrome
I paid her for the night but I've got nothing in the tank
Stockport syndrome
Keep your ear to the ground
Word gets around town
They're giving you the run around
Best keep your head down
We went out together now I'm coming home alone
Stockport syndrome
I lost the girl and I lost my phone
Stockport syndrome
The meat in this kebab has never seen a f*cking bone
Stockport syndrome
Just to flag a cab costs a payday loan
Stockport syndrome
Keep your ear to the ground
Word gets around town
They're giving you the run around
Best keep your head down