Cassette Apes - Don't Get Sick Lyrics

Doctors tired
Covered in gore
Heath cares free and you get what you pay for
Food tastes shit
Patients grumpy
A finger up his arse and ask him if he's comfy

Don't get sick
Don't get sick

Nurse is skint
Covered in bile
Still got time for a wink and a smile
Wards are dirty
They've got no beds
The doctor mixed up my grandads meds

Don't get sick
Don't get sick

Four Five Six
Don't get sick
Seven Eight Nine
Wait in line
You'll be fine

Nuns in the chapel
Oh for Christ sake
The gift shops shit
They don't sell grapes
They'll make you better just like they should
And send you home with a superbug

You'll get sick
You'll get sick

The surgeons drunk and he's botched the surgery
Have you got an appointment?
It's an emergency!
The NHS has got no future
It's gone to shit
So I'm joining Bupa

I won't get sick
I won't get sick

Don't get sick
Don't get sick

Four Five Six
Don't get sick
Seven Eight Nine
Wait in line
You'll be fine