Cassette Apes - Cold Caller Lyrics

What are you selling mate?
I don't want Sky
I have never heard of PPI
Haven't been injured
You waste my time
Stick your claim where the sun don't shine
Cold caller
Cold caller

You seem to know a lot about the accident I've had
Where is that you're calling from?
The screen says Baghdad
You're tying up the line
I missed a call from from my grandad
We put him in a home if I don't answer he goes mad

Cold caller
Cold caller
Cold caller

They call me at work
They call me at home
Six f*cking times I've changed my phone
Shouting, screaming
Leave me alone
But they're all like dogs with a bone

Cold caller

I call them back and they put me on hold
I'll be sitting here 'til I'm grey and old
These things give you cancer
So I've been told
This conversation's gone cold

Cold caller
Cold caller
Cold caller

Cold caller
Cold caller
Cold caller
Cold caller