Yo f*ck everyone man they don't understand
My dick is small that's why I drive a dodge
Bought a big ass truck just so ladies think I'm hot
I don't get a lot of pussy almost none
I'm short and so is my dick
I like all my asses thick
So big planes will land on it
I've been in the DMs talking big
Saying shit like
Hoe you know I'm 6'6 and taller if I used my dick
It's like a kickstand I can balance with it
She like meat no salad in her
F*ck some beef I'll damage insides
He'll fit the whole cattle in ya that's a lotta beef
She says she wanting me my hands are clammy
I ain't think I'd get this far and now she wanna meet
Bitch I'm 5'6 that's short
And got a small dick
In the DM I'm a freak
In the PM I look weak
I don't got muscle tone almost none
I got no muscles yo not impressive
Tryna spit some game call her baby and I'll wait
No reply start to cry I'll write a status sayin'
Fake hoes ain't that fly hoping no one knows I'm lying
Tryna save some facetime
For one that we had made love for four days
She say we didn't I say we have a tape
Send everyone Hulk Hogan sextape
And pray that no one knows that that ain't me
They find out they know now
I'm lying still crying just more loud
She's like oh wow here we go again
Motherf*ckin' impenitent small little wittle dick
I'm like shut the f*ck up Susan
You know that I'm sensitive
You know that that shit hurts
I got feelings bitch
I don't gotta deal with this
I'm out and you'll never see me again
She's like good I'm like f*ck
I didn't think she'd agree
F*ck what will I do
I gotta get up and prove
That I can be a new dude
This is take number two
Just sayin'
Bitch I'm 5'6 that's short
And got a small dick
In the DM I'm a freak
In the PM I look weak
I don't got muscle tone no exercise
I got no muscles yo God's cruel
She says f*ck off I call her a bitch
And now we really gettin' into it
She said she f*cked my dawg
I said what the f*ck
She said I meant homie
I said okay that's a little bit better I guess
Still devastated enraged I'm saying
I'll take ya make up and waste it on tables
And break all of your brushes cause f*ck all of your brushes
Yo eyelashes is nothing yo weave is bullshit
Yo face is bullshit she interrupt saying hold it
Bitch you 5'6 ouch
And got a small dick
In the DM you a freak
In the PM you look weak
You got no muscle tone this is hurting my feelings
You got no muscles yo f*ck you
At this point I'm just crying
Sobbin' like I watched the lion king
She walked out never to reply again
That's where this awful mystery begins
Where is she and where does she fit in
To this shit keep listening
I'm a short dude ain't no tall pimp
Dick look like extra small shrimp
Head look like uncapped pen tip
Diss my truck I get offended
Bought me a gun just because of my dick
A Chinese man made fun of my dick
I'm a goto China town and shoot every single clip
I don't give a shit
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Yo f*ck everyone man they don't understand
My dick is small that's why I drive a dodge
Bought a big ass truck just so ladies think I'm hot
I don't get a lot of pussy almost none
I'm short and so is my dick
I like all my asses thick
So big planes will land on it
I've been in the DMs talking big
Saying shit like
Hoe you know I'm 6'6 and taller if I used my dick
It's like a kickstand I can balance with it
She like meat no salad in her
F*ck some beef I'll damage insides
He'll fit the whole cattle in ya that's a lotta beef
She says she wanting me my hands are clammy
I ain't think I'd get this far and now she wanna meet
Bitch I'm 5'6 that's short
And got a small dick
In the DM I'm a freak
In the PM I look weak
I don't got muscle tone almost none
I got no muscles yo not impressive
Tryna spit some game call her baby and I'll wait
No reply start to cry I'll write a status sayin'
Fake hoes ain't that fly hoping no one knows I'm lying
Tryna save some facetime
For one that we had made love for four days
She say we didn't I say we have a tape
Send everyone Hulk Hogan sextape
And pray that no one knows that that ain't me
They find out they know now
I'm lying still crying just more loud
She's like oh wow here we go again
Motherf*ckin' impenitent small little wittle dick
I'm like shut the f*ck up Susan
You know that I'm sensitive
You know that that shit hurts
I got feelings bitch
I don't gotta deal with this
I'm out and you'll never see me again
She's like good I'm like f*ck
I didn't think she'd agree
F*ck what will I do
I gotta get up and prove
That I can be a new dude
This is take number two
Just sayin'
Bitch I'm 5'6 that's short
And got a small dick
In the DM I'm a freak
In the PM I look weak
I don't got muscle tone no exercise
I got no muscles yo God's cruel
She says f*ck off I call her a bitch
And now we really gettin' into it
She said she f*cked my dawg
I said what the f*ck
She said I meant homie
I said okay that's a little bit better I guess
Still devastated enraged I'm saying
I'll take ya make up and waste it on tables
And break all of your brushes cause f*ck all of your brushes
Yo eyelashes is nothing yo weave is bullshit
Yo face is bullshit she interrupt saying hold it
Bitch you 5'6 ouch
And got a small dick
In the DM you a freak
In the PM you look weak
You got no muscle tone this is hurting my feelings
You got no muscles yo f*ck you
At this point I'm just crying
Sobbin' like I watched the lion king
She walked out never to reply again
That's where this awful mystery begins
Where is she and where does she fit in
To this shit keep listening
I'm a short dude ain't no tall pimp
Dick look like extra small shrimp
Head look like uncapped pen tip
Diss my truck I get offended
Bought me a gun just because of my dick
A Chinese man made fun of my dick
I'm a goto China town and shoot every single clip
I don't give a shit
My dick is small that's why I drive a dodge
Bought a big ass truck just so ladies think I'm hot
I don't get a lot of pussy almost none
I'm short and so is my dick
I like all my asses thick
So big planes will land on it
I've been in the DMs talking big
Saying shit like
Hoe you know I'm 6'6 and taller if I used my dick
It's like a kickstand I can balance with it
She like meat no salad in her
F*ck some beef I'll damage insides
He'll fit the whole cattle in ya that's a lotta beef
She says she wanting me my hands are clammy
I ain't think I'd get this far and now she wanna meet
Bitch I'm 5'6 that's short
And got a small dick
In the DM I'm a freak
In the PM I look weak
I don't got muscle tone almost none
I got no muscles yo not impressive
Tryna spit some game call her baby and I'll wait
No reply start to cry I'll write a status sayin'
Fake hoes ain't that fly hoping no one knows I'm lying
Tryna save some facetime
For one that we had made love for four days
She say we didn't I say we have a tape
Send everyone Hulk Hogan sextape
And pray that no one knows that that ain't me
They find out they know now
I'm lying still crying just more loud
She's like oh wow here we go again
Motherf*ckin' impenitent small little wittle dick
I'm like shut the f*ck up Susan
You know that I'm sensitive
You know that that shit hurts
I got feelings bitch
I don't gotta deal with this
I'm out and you'll never see me again
She's like good I'm like f*ck
I didn't think she'd agree
F*ck what will I do
I gotta get up and prove
That I can be a new dude
This is take number two
Just sayin'
Bitch I'm 5'6 that's short
And got a small dick
In the DM I'm a freak
In the PM I look weak
I don't got muscle tone no exercise
I got no muscles yo God's cruel
She says f*ck off I call her a bitch
And now we really gettin' into it
She said she f*cked my dawg
I said what the f*ck
She said I meant homie
I said okay that's a little bit better I guess
Still devastated enraged I'm saying
I'll take ya make up and waste it on tables
And break all of your brushes cause f*ck all of your brushes
Yo eyelashes is nothing yo weave is bullshit
Yo face is bullshit she interrupt saying hold it
Bitch you 5'6 ouch
And got a small dick
In the DM you a freak
In the PM you look weak
You got no muscle tone this is hurting my feelings
You got no muscles yo f*ck you
At this point I'm just crying
Sobbin' like I watched the lion king
She walked out never to reply again
That's where this awful mystery begins
Where is she and where does she fit in
To this shit keep listening
I'm a short dude ain't no tall pimp
Dick look like extra small shrimp
Head look like uncapped pen tip
Diss my truck I get offended
Bought me a gun just because of my dick
A Chinese man made fun of my dick
I'm a goto China town and shoot every single clip
I don't give a shit
Writer: Mitchell Zayway
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