Casey Frensz - Forces of the Unfunky Lyrics

Back when the ancient funkonauts descended from above
A little group discovered greed and lost their will to love
Now it's time to wake up, yeah you better be aware
There's unfunky forces on the loose and they're coming for their share

They like to slap a price tag on the things that once were free
And they like to keep the artists in a state of slavery
They don't see any value in the things they cannot take
And they only like emotion when it's bottled up and fake

And be careful, cuz they're pressing all the buttons
Hey you- no funkin around in here
That's better

As I was saying

They don't like dancing and they're not so into fun
They never syncopate and they don't put it on the one
They'll play as long as they can change the rules that guide the game
And they know that friendship fails compared to all important fame

They'll sell a million souls if they can make another buck
While they cackle at the beggar as he's running out of luck
They have lots of eyes and ears so they can catch you out of line
And take some of your things away and tag you with a fine

And watch out, cuz they've got evil robots - TARGET IDENTIFIED
Hey- I said no funk

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