Why are all boys obsessed with guitars?
Such absurd big part of who they are,
La-la-la-la-lalala they talk of them with love
Why are all boys obsessed with guitars?
Stratocaster saint, it's an addiction, can you even play?
And who the f*ck is Gibson?
Why are all boys obsessed with guitars?
No one normal gives a shit at all, la-la-la
What if they put as much effort in their relationships as they put into their guitars
Sorry did I scratch your baby?
Why are all boys obsessed with guitars?
Stratocaster saint, it's an addiction, can you even play?
And who the f*ck is Gibson?
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-lalala-la-la
Good thing they still let me play even though I haven't named my guitar
One more good thing: the fix my amp, it makes them feel smart
And I don't have to do it myself
Why are all boys obsessed with guitars?
With-with guitars, with-with guitars, with-with guitars
With-with guitars, with-with guitars, with-with guitars
With-with guitars, with-with guitars, with-with guitars