Waiting by the bar for an hour and a half
When I heard this geezer shouting "You just can't get the staff!"
Cos he smokes when he drinks and he drinks when he smokes
Now he's getting all wound up like he was provoked
Saying "Calm down mate, it was just a joke!
I've got a foreign mate, he's a lovely bloke,
All you kids these days are way too woke,
You can't say anything nowadays"
I've got mates in all the wrong places
Can't put names to all of their faces
Propping up bars and wasting their wages
Aged 10 years but nothing else changes
Burst bubble, now I'm seeing double
He was looking for trouble, yeah cracking his knuckles
That boy needs a muzzle after he's had a drink
Cos a minute is a second when you stop and you think
Yeah we've all had enough
Yeah I know that you're pissed
Cos he acts proper tough, it don't mean that he is
And the next think I know, yeah he swung and he missed
Shit
I've got mates in all the wrong places
Can't put names to all of their faces
Propping up bars and wasting their wages
Aged 10 years but nothing else changes
I've got mates in all the wrong places
Can't put names to all of their faces
Propping up bars and wasting their wages
Aged 10 years but nothing else changes