Slop it up
Chop it down
Put it in a stew
Beelzebub is coming for you!
Salt and pepper
Catch of rye
Slice of silver and
Cyanide
Lithium
Acid
Lunacy
Makes it taste better with a bad disease
Little horn
And a pinch of juice
Ladled about by a hangman's noose
Crush it
Beat it
Overheat it
Sweet n low with a camel toe
Dice some lice
For a bit of spice
It's your soul's
Assembly row!
Gather round for a holy feast
A slice of life with some moldy cheese
It's the best damn dinner made in this world
You're not a man till you try this girl
Slop it up
Chop it down
Beelzebub is but a clown!
This dish is special
One of a kind
Made of things out of your mind!
Holy Ho Chi Minh
It's not real!