Carousailor - Don't Mess With Me Lyrics

Sing a song in a desert storm
There's something you might see
A mighty man with a long cigar
As wholly as can be
Tattoo across his chest
Saying don't you mess
With Southern Hospitality

I might be a lovin fool
Fill me up with wonder
I'll give you all I've ever got
If you never steal my thunder
We're all the same if you look away
Blinded by the sunder
Have you ever seen the border?
With the devil on your shoulder?

You can stand your ground with me
Or burn in the midnight heat
You can kiss your ass goodbye
Or watch it ride into the sunset

There's just one thing to know
Don't mess with Texas
Don't mess with me
I'll show you crazy
Like you've never seen

Don't mess with Texas
Don't mess with me
I'll show you fires
To the sixth degree

Don't mess with Texas
Don't mess with me
I'm not your mama
But I'm sure she'd agree

That's right!

We've got steers
And queers
But only I can give the horns

Well we're loud
And we're proud!
There's just something we should warn

Don't tell Antonio
To blow it out his Paso

Cause it's bigger down here
And this ain't our first rodeo

Forget the Alamo
There's only one thing you should know