Car Crash Girlfriend - All I Want for Christmas Is to Die Lyrics

All I want for Christmas is to die
All I want for Christmas is to feel alive

I wonder if the elves formed a union
I wonder if ol' Saint Nick's a vegan
'Cause I've been working all holiday
And the pay's been pretty okay

So I'll leave out fancy soy milk
And our latest demo tape
And I hope he hears this song
And I hope he thinks it's great

All I want for Christmas is to die
I don't give a f*ck if I've been naughty or nice
Santa if you hear this tell me why
Every single Christmas you forget to stop by

Maybe he'll bring me a baseball bat
Tinsel rope and a burlap sack
I'll ask him why he never texts back
And I'll knock that grin through his stupid f*cking

All I got for Christmas was lies
A great big box of nothing last night
All I got for Christmas was lies
And no one gives a f*ck if I live or die