Captain Insano - The Tax Fraud Jig Lyrics

When I'm sippin' on me whiskey and feeling mighty fine
I remember that tax season's near
It's time to toe the line
But oh me laddies
I've got a secret to reveal
I'm not paying what I owe
No, I'm dodging all the deals
I dance through me papers, a bottle by me side
Claiming every little expense, red flags I can hide
The taxman's none the wiser as I'm jolly on me way
I'm committing tax fraud lads, and doing it all day
So raise your pints and glasses,
Let the fiddle start to play
We're rebels with a cause
Dodging taxes day by day,
But remember my lads It's all just a wild fantasy
Cause in reality I'm just a parody
When I'm sippin' on me whiskey and feeling mighty fine
I calculate deductions like a mastermind
The taxman's at me doorstep, but I've got a clever plan
I'll claim me leprechaun as a dependent
And dodge those taxes while I can!
I waltz through me receipts, a pint glass by me side
Expenses for me unicorn and deductions far and wide
The taxman's none the wiser as I dance a merry jig
I'm committing tax evasion lads, and I'm doing it so big!
So raise your pints and glasses,
Let the fiddle start to play
We're rebels with a cause
Dodging taxes day by day,
But remember my lads It's all just a wild fantasy
Cause in reality I'm just a parody