Captain Insano - I Won't Pay Child Support Lyrics

In a pub so jolly where the drinks are flowing
I've got a story and it's worth knowing
I owe forty grand, but it's all a joke
To my baby mama, Karen, who's always broke
I've been dodging calls, running from the law
But Karen won't give up, she's got a mighty claw
She says you owe me for our little one
But I've been living free, having too much fun
I raise my glass, shouting cheers to the night
Deep down inside, I know it ain't right
I am a restless soul, lost in my own sin
But I'll never pay you, Karen, 'till the day I win
But I'll never pay you, Karen, 'till the day I win
So raise your tankards high, my fellow revelers
And sing of debts that vanish like morning dew
Karen's ledger may be heavy, but my Irish heart is light
And in this merry jig of life,
I'll dance away into the night!
I raise my glass, shouting cheers to the night
But deep down inside, I know it ain't right
I'm a restless soul, lost in my own sin
But I'll never pay you, Karen, 'till the day I win
'Till the day I win