[ Featuring the Castaways ]
Two weeks into my three day vacation
I'm still laying out in my hammock
I should be back on the plane flying home
But I'm enjoying this new dynamic
If I could find a way
I'd leave today
Beg steal or borrow
My boss keeps calling me day after day
I keep telling him I'll be back tomorrow
But I can't leave today I'm not ready to go
My job can wait at least I think so
Now I'm down by the equator
And I'll leave later
But I'm not ready to leave where I am though
And I might get fired
Cause my boss is so tired
Of hearing that I'll be back tomorrow
The next day my boss is standing in his office
Waiting for me to arrive again
But I'm still three000 miles away enjoying the Caribbean
By 11am I think he's calling again
But I'm out surfing on a board that I borrowed
My boss finds a note his secretary wrote
And it says that I'll be back in tomorrow
I need another excuse
The planes fuel has a leak
That should buy me some time
Cause I got more beer to drink
Now I'm down by the equator and I'll leave later but I'm not ready to leave where I am though
And I might get fired cause my boss is so tired I'm hearing that I'll be back tomorrow
Yeah I promise that I'll be back tomorrow
Now I'm down by the equator and I'll leave later but I'm not ready to leave where I am
Though
And I just got fired cause my boss was so tired I'm hearing that I'll be back tomorrow
I guess I won't be back in tomorrow
I've got nothing else to do tomorrow
I'll be right back at this bar tomorrow