RABID CHIHUAHUAS ON DOPE
On the mean streets of Maryvale lurks a grim menace
They'll attack when you're walking or just playing tennis
Savages, criminals, who hang out in gangs
They're loud and aggressive, they can bite with their fangs
These little delinquents don't show any respect
They'll poop on the sidewalk till the neighborhood's wrecked
My grandpa was tough, he fought on Okinawa
But even he is afraid of these gangs of Chihuahuas
CHORUS:
Rabid chihuahuas on dope
Rabid chihuahuas on dope
There ain't no solution, no reason for hope
The hood has been ruined by rabid chihuahuas on dope
These little dogs bite, they don't show no fear
They eat up your reefer, and drink all your beer
They breed out in public, they ain't got no shame
They need to be neutered to shut down their game
Five pounds of evil, ferocious with rabies
They terrorize children they bark at old ladies
You'll pee in your pants and you'll cry for your mama
When you stare down the face of an angry chihuahua
Chorus
Chorus
OUTRO:
Rabid chihuahuas on dope [x12]
[spoken] They're gonna get you.
When you're just having a barbeque.
Here come the chihuahuas,
Barking, biting, pooping,
Snarling, and angry at the world.
There ain't no escaping them.
Get off my lawn! Get off my leg!
Stop pooping! Stop biting!
Stop fornicating, you little b-.
We're doomed!