Candice DeBébé - Respect Your Nan Lyrics

R r r r r respect your nan
R r r r r respect your nan
R r r r r respect your nan
R r r r r respect your nan

Elderly people, you need to know they matter
So pipe down you whippersnapper kappa slappa
Grab a granny, listen up, and don't neglect
Allow me to escort you through my message, respect

Whenever I saw elderlies I used to be satirical
Imagining them sitting around, sucking off Werther's 'riginals
But old people been round block, seen things you think impossible
Their stories are phenomenal, despite their anatomicals

R r r r r respect your nan
R r r r r respect your nan
R r r r r respect your nan
R r r r r respect your nan

Hips have gone, but they're still hip
Just yesterday, I saw a GILF, OMG she was trick
You should have heard her rapping with her golden flow
She was all like hit you ball at me for points, yo

So when you see somebody's gran, don't write no letter of complaint
Just switch off Countdown, rise up, show no restraint
Believe it in your heart and soul, love it 'til it makes you sob
Get some cheeky pinchin', fresh cookies and a gum job

R r r r r respect your nan
R r r r r respect your nan
R r r r r respect your nan
R r r r r respect your nan

Nans are baking cakes, nans make no mistakes
Nans in their club, with their bingo wings to shake
Nans in cougar print, nans filling cake tins
Old nans, young nans, still giving everything
Nans with zimmer frames, nans winning bingo games
Fat nans, frail nans, nans never feel ashamed
Nans giving advice, nans living all their lives
Lazy nans, travel nans, bus pass if you can't drive
Nans in their knitting cliques, nans are often sleek
NaNs are Not a Number, each one is unique
Nans playing water sports, nans wearing tiny shorts
Straight nans, gay nans, listen to what they have taught

R r r r r respect your nan
R r r r r respect your nan
R r r r r respect your nan
R r r r r respect your nan
R r r r r respect your nan
R r r r r respect your nan
R r r r r respect your nan
R r r r r respect your nan