Rudolph's True Glow Video (MV)

I've come to tell you the truth about a hero brave and bold
The truth you learned is not here of, but simply just plain cold
I'll tell the story of Rudolph of which I'm sure you all have heard
But this part of the story was told to me by a bird

This little bird had followed Santa 'round the world afar
From house to house, country to country, and even star to star
This bird went out to tell what he had seen with his own eyes
He saw old Rudolph drinking from a gallon jug of rye

Now Rudolph with your nose so bright
I know how you can glow at night
It's not that you're so strong and fit
It's that you are completely lit

The rye he got from a Scottish pub
He then had wine from Rome
He downed all that with a bottle of scotch He purchased while in Gnome
He then drank vodka from the Russians
Tequila made in Spain
Even seven bloody mary's while he was visiting Maine

Now Rudolph with your nose so bright
I know how you can glow at night
It's not that you're so strong and fit
It's that you are completely lit

Two weeks after Christmas Rudolph's senses had come back
He was a little dizzy, but his nose was totally black
Then Rudolph went to Santa to find out how Christmas went
Cause he could not remember how his Christmas night was spent

Now Rudolph with your nose so bright
I know how you can glow at night
It's not that you're so strong and fit
It's that you are completely lit

I hate to ruin your Christmas, but I thought it should be known
This reindeer that we so admire really hates the snow
His way of coping with the cold can get a little wild
And that's a fact that you should probably not tell to your child

Now Rudolph with your nose so bright
I know how you can glow at night
It's not that you're so strong and fit
It's that you are completely - Oh
Now Rudolph with your nose so bright
I know how you can glow at night
It's not that you're so strong and fit
It's that you are completely lit