Hello young talent!
This is MR. CORPO
Founder and CEO of MR. CORPO'S VGIRLS
Today, we're going to start your transformation
From menhera vtweeter
To the perfect japanese idol
Are you excited?
Step onto the floor sigil, and we may begin
Close your eyes
And think about home
Because you're never going back there!
There's no going back to the way things used to be
Once you go corpo
You won't want to go back
You'll look on your old friends with disdain
How could they live such trivial lives
Unburdened by fame and fortune?
Staring at shadows cast in their lonely caves
How could you relate to such human concerns
Knowing that you are ANIME PERFECTION?
Each blemish and asymmetry carefully selected
To maximize CUTENESS
Worshipped by millions
Fanatically loved
Furiously MASTURBATED TO
Atop that pedestal you know that you belong on
Take a deep breath and think about home
Home is where the heart is
MR. CORPO is what beats in your chest now