Cam Get'm - No Chill Lyrics

...So in an effort to save money I started using children's toothpaste
And you're not gonna believe it
My teeth started falling out
And baby teeth grew in!
So now when I go to the drive-thru,
I gotta get a kid's meal!
But when I go to the dentist,
I get a lollipop!
Hyperactive from a young age
It's fun and games or bust
Ain't no secret me and my ways got locked arms like a gun safe
That's the way that it's gonna stay
Anything but the mundane
Yeah that's right
Seen easily as a blacklight to a nutstain
And truthfully my dude I got more
The normal life woulda got me bored
Goin' back and forth like a volleyball
I'm so off the wall that I'm on the floor
...So I was ridin' the bus today
And this old man sittin' beside me
Well he started having a stroke
-Oh my God, is he alright?
Oh yeah, no, he's okay
He just got kicked off of the bus
I've got no chill for real
The deal is as such
You heard this
It's sure as George H.W. grabbed butts of nurses
I run my own show
And the curtains don't close
'Til I'm hurt with broke bones
Or every person goes home
In other words I'm no schmo
Walk around and we can talk it out
But don't get caught sleepin' on me now
Because I'm not your mama's couch
And truthfully my dude I got more
The normal life woulda got me bored
Take warning all of y'all
My shit's so off the wall that it's on the floor
...So I had a really bad case of pink eye
It looked like someone had punched me in the face
And my buddy says to me,
He says, "Cam, you get into a fight?"
And I said
"Yeah,
And you should see the other guy
He really looks like shit"
I got about as much chill as a busted freezer
They say I must adjust the meter
Before this young dreamer becomes a crusty geezer
I must seize the día
Stay driven like Kia
Gimme the keys and in a minute
You'll see what I mean
But to me it's a game like Sega
Got to build this up like Mega Bloks
Tell me that I gotta stop
Bitch you better not
And truthfully my dude I got proof
Fillin' in gaps like I got a fake tooth
Lettin' loose on all of y'all
I'm so off the wall that I'm on the roof
...What's the deal with people in New York City?
364 days out of the year
They're like, "Fugget about it!"
But then on 9-11
Everyone's like, "Never forget!"
...If snakes on a plane took place on a boat
It would be called "Rattleship!"
...Is this thing on?
...My ex-wife was a professional garbage lady
-You mean she worked in waste removal?
No! She never had a job
...Less than 100 short years ago
Kids would lie about their
Age
So they could go
Fight the Nazi war machine and save the f*ckin' world
Nowadays kids lie about their
Gender
So they can go
To the bathroom
[Pause for laughter]