Hey, I once had a turtle
His name was Randy
Randy lived in a box
Randy, he was a good turtle
I never even had to feed him
Randy lived a short life, short life, a very short life, a short life, about two days
Randy lived about two days
Randy lived a short life
He wasn't very happy when he was alive
I don't know why
I gave him leaves and rocks
He had a big log
He had a big log, a very big log, a very big log that he had
I had a big dog
I have a big dog
My dog always liked to smell him, and I'm not sure why
I'm not sure why
Randy kind of stank
I'm kind of glad he's gone
Oh, Randy, Randy, come on, Randy, this one's for you