Little Girl, I admit I get jealous
Why's the dog gotta sleep here between us
When I get home so late at night
It's him in your arms so tight
And he gives me a growl as if to say
Don't you dare take me away
So how's he supposed to be a man's best friend
When he's got me sleeping on the couch again
And when we're trying to make love
He walks in and ruins the fun
You say he don't get it, but I think he do
Just watch his tail wag when he's looking at you
Trombone/scat solo
Turn your back, and he's stealing off of your plate
When I do that you call me fat and tell me I best be losing weight
When he smells, you call it cute
He makes a mess and it's I love you
Listen girl, I wanna be your doggie too.