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Caleb Burns - Return of the Rapper Lyrics



Caleb Burns - Return of the Rapper Lyrics




Man I tell you what. Rappers today...
All they do is mumble on and on about
Some molly, lean, xanny's
It's like them drugs made em'
Lose all they creativity
What happened to metaphors and meaningful rhymes?
"Yeah I feel ya, I think I know somebody who'll impress ya though
He goes by the name of CB Static
Oh yeah? Well Mr. Static
Let's hear what you got

Picked up a habit for slaying these rappers
A lyrical addict
I'm Unstoppable even with patches
Hooked on delivering a package
Of bars from the heart of a lion
Yeah I'm a Savage
And I'm roaring the return of the legends
So call me Aslan
Attacking the whackest who taking
Stabs at all the classics
And I'm slapping the racket
Puttin' my balls out on the map
And I'm taxing these brackets
Like I'm a governmental thief
But I'm stacking dead presidents
Like lettuce on top my beef

Come around kids, I got a story to tell
When I was young rappers had a deeper story to tell
Then somehow I grew up and the rappers I loved fell off
But come to find out they were napping cuz they well off
Now the story is flipped because these kiddies are burned
The people got no choice because these kiddies have turned
All the imagination into an abomination
Got em begging please to the rappers who had brought the greatest

Return of the rapper
Hey hey batter
Serve one up fresh for me on a platter
Return of the rapper
Hey hey batter
Who up next it's ya boy CB Static
Return of the rapper
Hey hey batter
Gimme some rhymes that "ugh"
Really matter
Return of the rapper
Hey hey batter
Show em who next it's ya boy CB Static

So the rappers acknowledged that we have gotta little problem
Production incredible but the artist was a problem
They brag about skatting don't get me wrong I think it's jazzy
But it kinda remind me of a cabbage patch doll on acid
Got all the buzz right now like you a fly
Wait until you get swatted or wait until you die
I'm calling you silly rappers silly bands cause' you hot
But only for a moment and then your not then you rot
Ever give it a thought?
Ever wonder if it would stop?
Ever wonder if they listen to the dissing that you start?
Bloop Plop!
Hey That was you in the toilet I dropped
Now I'm flushing you silly kiddies before my album drop

I'll be rapping these lines until the day that die
And I'm rapping these letters so maybe one day you will find
That the rapping I clearly put out to stick in your mind
So that one day you'll be rapping
Every one of my lines

See I've been killin this since 1994 when I was born and yeah
My rhymes have been adorn like I'm Miguel and yeah
I've gotta lotta skill and imma killa' I'm the rapping kid
Just like the mighty Thor I'll give the hammer to you simpletons
So to all the rappers popping xannyz sipping lean
I know you wanna fit in and be a part of the scene
But movies always have a scene that sucks then there's a come up
Thats why we taking over you shmucks' now level one up

Return of the rapper
Hey hey batter
Serve one up fresh for me on a platter
Return of the rapper
Hey hey batter
Who up next it's ya boy CB Static
Return of the rapper
Hey hey batter
Gimme some rhymes that "ugh"
Really matter
Return of the rapper
Hey hey batter
Show em who next it's ya boy CB Static
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Man I tell you what. Rappers today...
All they do is mumble on and on about
Some molly, lean, xanny's
It's like them drugs made em'
Lose all they creativity
What happened to metaphors and meaningful rhymes?
"Yeah I feel ya, I think I know somebody who'll impress ya though
He goes by the name of CB Static
Oh yeah? Well Mr. Static
Let's hear what you got

Picked up a habit for slaying these rappers
A lyrical addict
I'm Unstoppable even with patches
Hooked on delivering a package
Of bars from the heart of a lion
Yeah I'm a Savage
And I'm roaring the return of the legends
So call me Aslan
Attacking the whackest who taking
Stabs at all the classics
And I'm slapping the racket
Puttin' my balls out on the map
And I'm taxing these brackets
Like I'm a governmental thief
But I'm stacking dead presidents
Like lettuce on top my beef

Come around kids, I got a story to tell
When I was young rappers had a deeper story to tell
Then somehow I grew up and the rappers I loved fell off
But come to find out they were napping cuz they well off
Now the story is flipped because these kiddies are burned
The people got no choice because these kiddies have turned
All the imagination into an abomination
Got em begging please to the rappers who had brought the greatest

Return of the rapper
Hey hey batter
Serve one up fresh for me on a platter
Return of the rapper
Hey hey batter
Who up next it's ya boy CB Static
Return of the rapper
Hey hey batter
Gimme some rhymes that "ugh"
Really matter
Return of the rapper
Hey hey batter
Show em who next it's ya boy CB Static

So the rappers acknowledged that we have gotta little problem
Production incredible but the artist was a problem
They brag about skatting don't get me wrong I think it's jazzy
But it kinda remind me of a cabbage patch doll on acid
Got all the buzz right now like you a fly
Wait until you get swatted or wait until you die
I'm calling you silly rappers silly bands cause' you hot
But only for a moment and then your not then you rot
Ever give it a thought?
Ever wonder if it would stop?
Ever wonder if they listen to the dissing that you start?
Bloop Plop!
Hey That was you in the toilet I dropped
Now I'm flushing you silly kiddies before my album drop

I'll be rapping these lines until the day that die
And I'm rapping these letters so maybe one day you will find
That the rapping I clearly put out to stick in your mind
So that one day you'll be rapping
Every one of my lines

See I've been killin this since 1994 when I was born and yeah
My rhymes have been adorn like I'm Miguel and yeah
I've gotta lotta skill and imma killa' I'm the rapping kid
Just like the mighty Thor I'll give the hammer to you simpletons
So to all the rappers popping xannyz sipping lean
I know you wanna fit in and be a part of the scene
But movies always have a scene that sucks then there's a come up
Thats why we taking over you shmucks' now level one up

Return of the rapper
Hey hey batter
Serve one up fresh for me on a platter
Return of the rapper
Hey hey batter
Who up next it's ya boy CB Static
Return of the rapper
Hey hey batter
Gimme some rhymes that "ugh"
Really matter
Return of the rapper
Hey hey batter
Show em who next it's ya boy CB Static
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Writer: Caleb Burns
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