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Caldwell And Halls - Shes A Centimetre Shorter Than A Meter And A Quarter Lyrics



Caldwell And Halls - Shes A Centimetre Shorter Than A Meter And A Quarter Lyrics




(Parody on "Five Foot Two")
She's a centimetre shorter than a metre and a quarter,
And ev'ry millimetre is in perfect working order,
Has anybody seen my gal?
I know I'm only human but I still have the acumen
To know her eyes are flashing 'bout a half a million lumen,
Has anybody seen my gal?
A pair of gorgeous gams on her fifty kilograms
When she twirls her skirts.
My chest just thumps and my heart rate jumps
About a hundred kilohertz!
But Fahrengrade or Centiheit,
She's gonna light my fire tonight,
Has anybody seen my gal?
original words: Sam Lewis & Joe Young
music:Ray Henderson
orig. copyright:1925, Leo Feist Inc., New York
orig. source: Readers' Digest Treasury of Best Loved Songs
parody words: Paul Caldwell & Brad Halls
parody source: New Kids on the Block, audio tape by
Neighbourhood Records, Coburg. Ont., Canada
words altered: to suit specific child audience by Dilly
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(Parody on "Five Foot Two")
She's a centimetre shorter than a metre and a quarter,
And ev'ry millimetre is in perfect working order,
Has anybody seen my gal?
I know I'm only human but I still have the acumen
To know her eyes are flashing 'bout a half a million lumen,
Has anybody seen my gal?
A pair of gorgeous gams on her fifty kilograms
When she twirls her skirts.
My chest just thumps and my heart rate jumps
About a hundred kilohertz!
But Fahrengrade or Centiheit,
She's gonna light my fire tonight,
Has anybody seen my gal?
original words: Sam Lewis & Joe Young
music:Ray Henderson
orig. copyright:1925, Leo Feist Inc., New York
orig. source: Readers' Digest Treasury of Best Loved Songs
parody words: Paul Caldwell & Brad Halls
parody source: New Kids on the Block, audio tape by
Neighbourhood Records, Coburg. Ont., Canada
words altered: to suit specific child audience by Dilly
[ Correct these Lyrics ]
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