C O M R - Zero Percent (Iowa) Lyrics

Aaah
I can finally relax after a long night of travel
I wonder what's on the news today
What's goin' on
Why is my phone not turning on
Oh jeez, it's dead
AAAH
I can't make any calls to my loved ones or my family
What shall I do
Let's find out
Nice toeman

See 24 years ago today
I had to go outside and play
Don't go, don't know nothin'
Because my demon's released
My bible is creased
I got bullied by a miner, he called me gay
I couldn't really get there but I had some clay in my pocket
So I shoved it in his throat and
Duct taped his mouth and there he goes
He suffocated to death, suffocated to death
Suffocated to death, suffocated to death
That's what happened, that's what I feel like
I don't even have my phone it's like... fork and knife
My spleen, I need them, DLC changes predictions

Whoever's getting this message, please call my wife and family
They're all worried about me cuz they don't know where I am
They don't know that I'm going to the Cabbage Patch Kids Convention
It's kind of a little lie that I tell them
I tell my wife I'm cheating on her because I don't want her to know