My name is Tyson Reedus and I'm coming for your fetus
I will eat that shit up it's a sundae on ice cream day
Listen to me, my name is Jim Beam
Meaning I will get drunk and kill your children for free
I will take the stress off with your medical leave
Don't even ask me before I make you pay me
Killing me back and relaxing all day
That didn't rhyme but that's a-okay
Walking out back on Tuesday
Listen up it's another day, it's Tuesday
Because I'm Al Coholic and I like to eat pain killers
With my drugs, meaning liquor
Bitch, I will cut you
I will eat you up
Because I'm also Hannibal Lecter
Coming for your lecture
Come into your class, gonna eat all the students
Twenty one and older
So it's not that f*cked up
It's only a little f*cked up
I'm coming back up
To kill your pup now
Going to china
Eating those fried dogs with those fried spiders
Because I've got arachnophobia