The preacher said he's coming
Jesus is coming soon
He spoke with fears of the blood and tears
Awaiting the unwashed doomed
We all trembled in our pews
Imagined or meager lives
Would we meet him in the air
Or forever miss paradise
Jesus don't you know
I'm just a young young man
And I don't drink and I don't smoke
But I do play in a band
Yes I guess I'm ready
My debt by you's been paid
But could you wait just a few more years
Cause I'd really like to get laid
There's a girl in a pink bikini
Down at the swimming hole
And she fills it up to the uttermost
And it really moves my soul
With long blond hair and a turned-up nose
I know she's the love of my life
But it's gonna take me a few more years
Before I can make her my wife
Jesus don't you know
I'm just a young young man
And I don't drink and I don't smoke
But I do play in a band
Yes I guess I'm ready
My debt by you's been paid
But could you wait just a few more years
Cause I'd really need to get laid