Man have I
Ever told you that I only stand at
5 foot five
I'm hella short
That's why I
Like to stand on big ol' stages like this
I'm so high
And I can pretend that I'm not so... short
-I am tiny, I am a tiny human being,
Most women do not want to have sex with
A tiny human being.
And my penis is drier than the Mojave Desert-
But recently
I've been getting some attention
I just feel
A little proud of that
And honestly
I'm just scared that I might end up getting
Real cocky
And it scares the f*ck outta me cause-
Chorus:
Sometimes I feel tall
And I can do it all
But I get locked up in my head
I feel tall
But I forget I'm small
Need to cool down to remember that I'm not big at all