Collegehumor - Honest Graduation Song Lyrics

Honest Graduation Song by College Humorhen we graduated high school we were close as could be
Said I'll come visit you and you visit me
I keep telling me friends 'bout you
And all the crazy high school things that we used to do

When I looked at a map the stores kinda far
I'd love to go visit but I don't have a car
If I, got worried about the plans we didn't make
We'd both be toasting hard over thanksgiving break

Cause if we have theft we'd break the at bar
Even after two AIMs I don't respond
Can't help it that we rarely speak
Busy scheldule man I can't talk this week

And it was me and you, but now my roommate too
His name's Jim and he really got it made
He is really lucky that he's in a band
We've got inside jokes that you won't understand

But dude we're friends for real

As we go on
I remember
That one thing we
Did together

College gave me
A different outlook
We'll always be
Friends on facebook

So first week on Saturday, I was home again for summer
I saw you at Starbucks, you were being quite a bummer
You were lying 'bout how we never chilled all year
And trying to get me to come out for a beer

You're a little bit funny but you're blind to see
That we're too far different people than we used to be
So I still write happy B Day on your wall
And be nice to your mom when I see her at the mall

But please don't ever call

Dude I moved on
Please don't 'get this
I've got new friends
And you're not missed

Now I'm leaving
Take a good look
You won't see me
'Cept on Facebook

And we're sitting at a funeral few years from now
Some guy we knew died and we're both back in town
I'd run over and I'd say hello
Heard you got married, how did it go?

Things are tough, lost my job in L.A
My life is somewhere between bad and ok
I heard, I heard you two worked really well
Now I'm the one who's looking for help

Dude I'm sorry
I was dissent
But I never
Met to dismiss

Our friendship
Our spirit
We can still be
Friends on Linked In

Dude I'm sorry
I was dissent
But I never
Met to dismiss

Our friendship
Our spirit
We can still be
Friends on Linked In