All my Christmas ducks are in a row
Cause everybody knows ducks all have to be in rows
And if my ducks are crooked
Well then my goose is cooking
I know this all sounds stupid
But it keeps me on my toes
If I could give him anything
I would give him everything
He's more than earned his peace on earth if only for awhile
I wouldn't care how much it cost
I'd cover everything he lost
With a day to make him really smile the way he use to smile
It's the perfect time
The perfect reason
For this not so perfect season
To do all I can to make this Christmas everything he needs
A strange land made him a stranger
Now that he's all out of danger
It's my mission and I see that my plan perfectly succeeds
Through the casual observer
He probably seems like your average Joe
But for those in the know
He's so much more than average
There few who could even come close
He's the number one lead in our own little sphere
And to have him right here to be perfectly clear
Mr. perfectly right needs a perfectly bright
Cheery perfectly heavenly Magical Christmas this year
--Instrumental--
To get things just right
The least I can do
To make sure all of his Christmas wishes come true
Mr. perfectly right needs a perfectly bright
Cheery perfectly heavenly Magical Christmas this year
He needs a perfectly heavenly Magical Christmas this year x2
[Thanks to asst for adding these lyrics]