Buzz Gunderson - Friday Night Werewolf Lyrics

I just sat down to do my accounting, adding numbers and figures all night long when I heard
I stepped outside to hear this torture song A flash of the darkness, a howl from hell
A large hairy creature with a terrible smell He tore into my neck and gripped me with his claws
And I developed a massive thirst for a white claw

Hoo! Hoo
That's what happens when you're bitten by the Friday Night Werewolf
Friday Night Werewolf
The monster that scares the squares

Friday Night Werewolf
Friday Night Werewolf
Hoo
Monday to Thursday, put on my office face
I hide amongst the living, I can disguise my disgrace
When the moon starts rising on Friday evening I drink more beers than anyone believes
Turn up the jukebox, throw me a 12-pack We're here to party and we're never turning back
Fraud in the streets, looking for a slice Of either pizza or a neck dressed up nice

Hoo
Hoo
That's what happens when you're bitten by the Friday Night Werewolf
Friday Night Werewolf
The monster that scares the squares

Friday Night Werewolf
Friday Night Werewolf
Hoo
Hoo

We may be human on the outside
But we're animals right where it counts
Let's run wild and free on these too civilized streets
Let your true nature merge on this Halloween

My hair grows long, my teeth are sharp I drink down a silver bullet in a single gulp
Moon rises high, and so am I The moon rises high, and so am I
The towns people are scared, they want to burn us down
They don't realize that we run this town With our hairy hands and blood down so deep

Our drinking skills can never be defeated
Hoo
That's what happens when you're bitten by the Friday Night Werewolf
Friday Night Werewolf

The monster that scares the squares
Friday Night Werewolf
Friday Night Werewolf
Hoo

Friday Night Werewolf
Friday Night Werewolf
The monster that scares the squares
Friday Night Werewolf

Friday Night Werewolf
Hoo
Hoo
Hoo