Once there was a bitter boy who took a sweet path
450 verbal and 450 math
He took his total talent and he pushed it to the brink
Cleared each hurdle by a half a hair and he didn't even blink
Now he wear Rockport
He wear Dockers and Crew
He buys his pasta frozen and he'll take no crap from you
He sells his stock short drives a Range Rover too
He keeps his options open and he don't take crap from you
No no no
Well the other kids all laughed at him but he never ever quit
Said I hope they go so hungry they drown in their own spit
He loved his independence
Thought he couldn't lose
But he fell down and broke his back
He's 52 minutes from a heart attack
But he's still moving
He's got Rockport
He wear Dockers and Crew
He buys his pasta frozen and he'll take no crap from you
Now he's a good sport like Pepe LePew
He'll get to where he's going and he don't need help from you
He wears Rockport
People line up at his door
He writes a check then hits the deck for 50 pushups more
He wears Rockport
He ain't Pepe LePew
He keeps his options open and he don't need help from you
No no no