Burning Celica - Comparing Grades in the Applebee's Bathroom Lyrics

Alejandro has, like, a grade school understanding of economics
If you print more money, you get more money
No, no, no, no, that's not..
Yes, that's how it..
You scared the girls away, man
They just don't understand economics
I guess they're just going to the bathroom
What are they even doing in there
You have four people in the bathroom doing what?
Taking a crap?
I don't know, I didn't...
They don't poop, Liam
That's a myth
Women don't poop?
They don't!
Should we all go to the bathroom, then
Do what?
I mean..
I guess we could all compare
Compare what
Uh..
I don't know
We could just, like, compare our grades
Oh, I thought you meant..

Comparing grades in the Applebee's bathroom
Comparing grades in the Applebee's bathroom
We're failing class in the Applebee's bathroom
Comparing grades in the Applebee's bathroom

All right, if we're going to compare our grades
Let's just bust out the syllabuses, I guess
No, no, no
It's syllabi
I thought it was, like, goose and geeses
Where goose is geese, and, uh.. not gooses?
No, no, it's-it's geese
What are you talking about
It's geese
Okay, so..
No, but then, so that would make..
Oh, my God
It's literally syllabi

Comparing grades in the Applebee's bathroom
Comparing grades in the Applebee's bathroom
We're failing class in the Applebee's bathroom
Comparing grades in the Applebee's bathroom

So, like, what'd you get on your Gundam piloting final?
I think I got an F
Really?
I think I got, like, an A on it or something like that
I think I did, like, a high F
Syllabuses?
And it's better than nothing, I guess
I mean, to be fair, she did a really bad job
At, like, teaching the classes whole, but like-
It was very hands-on
Yeah
Get out!

Comparing grades in the Applebee's bathroom
Comparing grades in the Applebee's bathroom
We're failing class in the Applebee's bathroom
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