Burly Boys - Group Poop Lyrics

And if you have, dude,
Just like imagine you're having trouble getting lit, right
Yeah
And a guy comes up to you and he goes, ay, ayy, ayy, ah, ay,
Dude, you'd get lit instantly

New crew, nobody knows what we bout to do
Too true, stay the f*ck out of Avenue
We at the top, stand at the peak
Yeah, we a fiend for the Mountain Dew
We spittin' bars, shit on the track
Yeah, you could call it a group poop

Group poop, whole team takin' a group poop
Group poop, whole squad takin' a group poop
Group poop, we all takin' a group poop
Group poop, soon you'll be takin' a poop too

Bitches always want me, but I always sleep and snore
They say, come on, daddy, nah, nah, nah, you just a whore
Oh my God, could you please leave? There's the f*ckin' door
Holy shit, thank God they left, I just shit my drawers

She cheesin' like it's picture day
I'm cheatin' like I'm Bobby Flay
Socrates, Lil Wayne, Henderson, Zane, uh
Rappin' Christmas presents, need some extra tape
Slipped on a pebble and my balls I did scrape
Let's go,
I thought I was right
Look at my birth certificate
Turns out, my name's Left, uh

Group poop, whole team takin' a group poop
Group poop, whole squad takin' a group poop
Group poop, we all takin' a group poop
Group poop, soon you'll be takin' a poop too

Shoot you, my homies hop out and shoot you
You hoo, I got a baddie, she too cute
I got her yellin' and screamin' like Pingu
The neighbors just said they heard
Noot Noot!
I'ma wake up, eat her up with my cereal
Man, she go perfect with Froot Loops
But I do that shit like it's nothin'
Got no time, I can't even unbutton
One quick breath, now we back to the f*ckin'
Ass like lamb chops, I'm poundin' the mutton
I got all these rap homies givin' advice like
I'm sorry, are you sayin' somethin'
Oh, I'm sorry, you weren't sayin' nothin'?
Shut your mouth, let's just end the discussion
Cause this track's a hit, you not sayin' shit
So it looks like we shittin' on you
Drag your name through the one and the two
Not much effort, it's easy to do
Yeah, yeah
You'll be askin' us salad or soup?
Maybe sing us a ballad or two
While we all take a poop as a group

The wet, the moist, the slippy sloppy
V.A.J. on the road, gettin' sloppy toppy
I ain't no plant, so don't call me poppy
No shit on the track, man, that shit bukake
Shoot Ben Franklin like I'm Joaquin Phoenix
My girl get home, call me walking penis
Homie rolls up sayin', have you seen this
Gotta find the lyrics, so I looked up Genius

Group poop
Whole team takin' a group poop
Group poop
Whole squad takin' a group poop
Group poop
We all takin' a group poop
Group poop
So you'll be takin' a poop too

Rappin' about Gibraltar
Cause we only spittin' strait facts
Y'all be makin' zero bread
It's like you got some celiac
Wind back the clock, 2009
Cause motherf*cker will pwn ya
Yeah, suck it Spain
Yeah, f*ck the crown
I said free Catalonia

You know that I'm goin' crazy
Doin' shit not bein' lazy
Eatin' puss so f*ckin' tasty
F*ckin' or doin' it safely
Butthole be itchin', my penis is twitchin'
We shittin' all over the stall
Poop on my mama and fart on a llama
I rub my balls on City Hall

Burly boys goin' out, swept up your girl
Makin' her turn on a dime
Forgettin' all about you
Like she was everywhere at the end of f*ckin' time

Australopithecus, ape ape
Homo habilis, ape
Homo erectus, ape
Homo sapien, MAN
I am Man
I am Man
I hunt the animals
I smash them with rocks
I am Man
I am a Man
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Joe Rogan
I'm goin' rogue, man
Compact disc
Spinnin' at high risk

I ate too much, I got diarrhea
Bing bang boom onomatopoeia
Can't wipe too much, I got gonorrhea
Wear a condom while you shit
Now that's an idea

Choppin' up the track
Like I'm Paul Bunyan
Got a blue Tonka
Like I'm Paul Bunyan

Girl say she want my Peter
Hahahahaha
Girl say she want a Cleveland
Hahahahaha
Girl say she want a Quagmire
Giggity giggity goo!
Girl say she want a Joe
Hey Peter, I'm Joe

Dick so big like a Brontosaurus
I like suckin' dick
Call me carnivorous
Got her pussy so wet like a whale's clitoris
Now let's bring it home awesome style
Like Chuck Norris

Group Poop
Group Poop
Group Poop
Group Poop
Group Poop
Group Poop
Group Poop

Soon you'll be takin' a poop too