Burly Boys - Don't Mine, It's Scary! (Parody) Lyrics

I wish I could see you
Craft a torch
I wish I could believe you
But Herobrine is gone

And if I could be you
I'd trade with someone
And if I could tame you
I'd run at the sun

Don't mine, it's scary
It'll mess you up, please
It's not necessary
Just sleep and wait at least

Creepers are scary
They'll blow up everything near
It's unnecessary
Just craft a sword at least

I wish I found diamonds
Like you, dear
I wish I could craft straight
When you're near

And if I could ban you
I'd have no one
And if I could be you
I'd change my skin

Here we go!

The Nether, it's scary
It'll mess you up, please
It's not necessary
Just sleep and wait at least

Ghasts are scary
They'll blow up everything near
It's unnecessary
Just craft a diamond sword at least