Bullygods Church - Big Bark Theory Lyrics

In the void's heart, Bullygods bark, a rebellious spark
Galaxies spun from a raucous laugh, a wild lark
Their barks echoed, chaos kindled, a universe unmarked
Fumbling gods, in cosmic dust, their creation embarked
Through the stellar mist, they found their twist,
A Munich Helles, in their divine fists.
Big Bark Theory! Scream it from the cosmic streams
A punk rock universe, born from celestial dreams
Raise your glass, make it clash, cheers to the team
To Bullygod's blunders, we rock, we reign supreme
With Helles in hand, they painted the skies
A slapdash masterpiece, chaotic ties
Staggering through nebulae, drunk on divine highs
Life sprung up, a side effect they couldn't surmise
Each chug a new world, each sip a bright star
In the brewery of gods, they set the bar
Big Bark Theory! Blast it through the astral seams
A madcap creation, stitched with golden beams
Tip your drink, give a wink, bask in the gleams
To Bulldog antics, in the galaxy that never deems
A wild solo screams, echoing the birth of stars
Strings bend, mimicking cosmic scars
Drums thunder, pulsing like the heartbeat of the void
The rhythm of galaxies being deployed
In the cosmic pub, what's on tap
Big Bark Theory, fill the gap
Here's to the Bullygods, those drunken deities
Their boozy breath breathed us into realities
Big Bark Theory! Shout it from the cosmic streams
A universe from chaos, in their drunken dreams
Lift your beers, lose your fears, in their beams
Cheers to the Bulldogs, and their brew that redeems
So let's toast to the chaos, to the wild and the free
In every pint, a galaxy, in every cheers, a spree
Big Bark Theory, from divine to the deranged
To the Bullygods, forever unchained
As the universe fades, our song remains