Bryan Lu - Berklee Bookstore Lyrics

We don't wanna brag but
We got everything you need
Branded hats and clothes
Coffee mugs to use at home
Berklee binders, our logo
Printed on the front
Don't worry bout the price
You're f*cking rich cos you shop at our store
Real books and transcriptions, cause
All of us likes to play jazz
Textbooks, pdfs
They'll use up all of your cash
Oh? Are you in debt
Just work a shift few times a week
It's minimum wage, but we can't be bothered
We are saving our funds

Don't worry we got your back

We'll give you
Twenty five percent off
Twenty five percent off sales now
Twenty five percent off sales now
Twenty five percent off sales now
Twenty five percent off sales now

Check your email
We have offers everyday
Every single day
Cause we have too much to say
Please buy all our merch
We swear we need more of your money
To buy thousands more
Pianos than we really need

Don't go to target,
Their products just weak
Berklee brand has more class

Plus we always have, we have

Twenty five percent off
Twenty five percent off sales now
Twenty five percent off sales now
Twenty five percent off sales now
Twenty five percent off sales now

Fifteen percent off, we got fifteen percent off
Twenty five percent off, we got twenty five percent off
Thirty five percent off, we got thirty five percent off
Fifty percent off
We have endless discounts yeah

If i put all my money spent
At the store in a jar
I think I can
Buy a f*cking car

Twenty five percent off sales now
Twenty five percent off sales now
Twenty five percent off sales now
We're the best damn book store in town