And I
I drew a map on loose leaf pages of my mind
I had to laugh or cry and that was by design
I said I'm not the coolest for the thousandth time
(For the thousandth time)
And you
You threw those blades of grass before I had a chance
You played a song that I liked but I didn't dance
You had that dream that I was cleaning pleated pants
(Cleaning pleated pants)
And I
I sat there in my boxers when I broke the news
I followed the directions that I couldn't lose
I said my piece, you said that you already knew
(You already knew)
And you
You went on at length about all those empty cans
You fixed your blue shirt saying "man, oh man, oh man"
You took my last few grams and gave the door a slam
(Gave the door a slam)
And I
I washed my hands and face with coconuts tonight
I lit a match when the wind died to let it light
I snacked as shadows faded from my blurry eyes
(From my blurry eyes)
And you
You post the dumbest pictures I have ever seen
You know that's true and I'm not even being mean
You don't know what you want or what you really need
(So tell me what you need)
And I
I drew a map on loose leaf pages of my mind
I had to laugh or cry and that was by design
I said I'm not the coolest for the thousandth time
(For the thousandth time)
And you
You threw those blades of grass before I had a chance
You played a song that I liked but I didn't dance
You had that dream that I was cleaning pleated pants
(Cleaning pleated pants)