Everybody's crazy, everybody's sick
Nobody's working... Whole world's gone to shit
And if there's one thing that I know
Is absolutely true
The rich will still be rich
And we're all gonna get screwed
Some folks say that Tom Hanks is a pedophile
And those same folks say Rita Wilson too
But I don't know, man
That theory sounds a little wild
The rich will still be rich
And we're all gonna get screwed
Everybody's crazy, hoardin' groceries
Had to get a bidet, 'cause you bought all the T.P.
Well, there's a lot of shitty assholes
Assholes just like you
But they're all soakin' wet
And Tiger King's the truth
Some folks say that Tom Hanks is a pedophile
And those same folks say Rita Wilson too
But I don't know, man
That theory sounds a little wild
The rich will still be rich
And we're all gonna get screwed
Everybody's crazy...