I BEEN LIVIN' ON TRUCK STOP COFFEE CIGARETTES AND VITAMIN C IT'S A WONDER THAT THE DEVIL AIN'T CAUGHT ME I GUESS HE'S TIRED OF PLAYIN' HIDE AND SEEK I'VE BEEN DRIVIN' LIKE I'M STRUCK BY LIGHTNIN' I THINK ABOUT YOU AND I START TO SPEED I MIGHT AS WELL BE PLAYIN' WITH MATCHES AND A TRUCK LOAD OF GASOLINE CHORUS: IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO IF IT TAKES ME FROM TUPELO TO TIMBUKTU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO I'M GONNA DODGE EVERY ROAD BLOCK, SPEED TRAP, COUNTY COP TO GET MY HANDS ON YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO BOX OF CHICKEN AND A DAY OLD BISCUIT AIN'T NOTHIN' LEFT BUT A FEW OLD BONES I OUGHTA STOP BUT I'M GONNA RISK IT CAFFEINE GOT ME CHEWIN STYROFOAM GIRL I'M CALLIN' OUT OF KANSAS CITY FROM A FILLIN STATION TELEPHONE JUST HAD TO TELL YOU WHAT I'D BEEN THINKIN' FIRST THING I WANNA DO WHEN I GET HOME REPEAT CHORUS I'VE BEEN DRIVIN LIKE I'M STRUCK BY LIGHTENING I THINK ABOUT YOU AND I START TO SPEED I MIGHT AS WELL BE PLAYIN' WITH MATCHES AND A TRUCKLOAD OF GASOLINE CHORUS IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO