It's nylon or it's nothing, it's poetry seduction
It's wanna-be postmodern, a course devoid of any truth
Leave me alone and pick up the phone and call your lonely mom
It's all about the issues that touch you deep when you're alone
It's all about the sixteen that I received on my ACT
Leave me alone and pick up the phone and call your lonely mom
I'd turn you on if I knew how, but that is not an option
I'd let you cop a feel tonight, but then you'd have to turn on the lights
Leave me alone, I'm drinking all alone
So why don't you come and take me home, leave me alone, leave me alone