Brojob - Teenie Weenie Lyrics

This is the sound of a thousand clapping asses

I find myself inside the restroom
The fear is setting in
I approach the wall of men
Each one emptying their members
I unzip my pants
And begin to sweat profusely

That's when it happened
The man next to me caught a peek at my dick
This is so embarrassing
This is why I should have chosen a stall
It' so hard to use a urinal with a dick this small

I just pissed on myself

F*ck

They say its not the size of the boat
But in my case I'm barely afloat
It doesnt get much harder than this
No seriously, this is as hard as I gets

Some guys describe it as a tic tac
But there isn't a mini version of that
It's more like a grain of rice
Everybody stops because they have to look twice
It's sort of like a teeny tiny muffin
My dick looks like a second belly button

I'll look on the bright side of this
I'll never have to buy a single tooth pick
Honestly, it's like it doesn't even exist
I can even keep my legs closed every time that I sit

Teeny weenie
I have the world's smallest cock
Teeny weenie
Sometimes I fill my pants with my socks